How far is far , how high is high ? We’ll never know until we try.

  • No brilliance is required in law,just common sense and relatively clean finger nails
  • A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand with guns.
  • A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
  • I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.
  • A lawyer’s time and advice are his stock in trade.
  • A lawyer will do anything to win a case , sometimes he will even tell,the truth.
  • It is to be a mouse in a cat’s mouth than a man in a lawyer’s hands .
  • If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.
  • You can not live without lawyers , and certainly you can not die without them.
  • The trouble with law is lawyers.
  • A judge is a law student who grades his own papers.
  • In law, nothing is certain but the expense.
  • Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
  • An incompetent lawyer can delay a trial for months or years. A competent lawyer can delay one even longer.
  • Laws are made to be broken.
  • Lawyers are just like physicians : what one says , the other contradicts.
  • Lawyers are the only profession where there are more , the more are needed.
  • There are two kinds of lawyers , those who know the law and those who know the judge.
  • You win some and you lose some , but you get paid for all of them.