How far is far , how high is high ? We’ll never know until we try.
- No brilliance is required in law,just common sense and relatively clean finger nails
- A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand with guns.
- A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
- I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.
- A lawyer’s time and advice are his stock in trade.
- A lawyer will do anything to win a case , sometimes he will even tell,the truth.
- It is to be a mouse in a cat’s mouth than a man in a lawyer’s hands .
- If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.
- You can not live without lawyers , and certainly you can not die without them.
- The trouble with law is lawyers.
- A judge is a law student who grades his own papers.
- In law, nothing is certain but the expense.
- Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
- An incompetent lawyer can delay a trial for months or years. A competent lawyer can delay one even longer.
- Laws are made to be broken.
- Lawyers are just like physicians : what one says , the other contradicts.
- Lawyers are the only profession where there are more , the more are needed.
- There are two kinds of lawyers , those who know the law and those who know the judge.
- You win some and you lose some , but you get paid for all of them.